Kitchen Porn: Super Phallic Sausages and other Sexy Stuff

So it's a semi-wordless Tuesday night, and not quite Wordless Wednesday but I have loads of work to get through tomorrow and I am waiting for my 11am snack to come out of the oven before I start working again.

So decided to show you some kitchen stuff. I spend a fair deal of time in the kitchen, cause one needs to eat to live. In this previous post, I mentioned my bargain Saturday night at Sainsbury's where I snagged bargain sausages and the contentious 25p bread.

Taste the Difference with my bargain sausages! lol.

I usually put these bad boys in the oven to cook, but I like sealing them with some EVOO first. It took me months before I bought sausages in the UK cause as you can see, they have a more than normal phallic look about them that does not engender a healthy appetite. lol. Am I lying? Don't they look like the other thing in that post? They look more sexual than the typical sausage I think! Or maybe I just have a dirty mind!

My yummy, sexy pork sausages being sealed in the pan

Then we have the contentious, and now infamous 25p bread. They were reduced twice, cause when I went in earlier they were actually 39p and after dinner, they were down to 25p.

Perfectly good bargain bread! Not much you can get for 25p in this place

Then this morning, I decided to make a coconut bake, leaving the last roll for my 11pm student life snack. My dough, comprising of self raising flour, butter, salt and coconut milk, looked pretty damn sexy.

Perfect looking dough

I then rolled it out into a rectangle like shape using a sports bottle since this house has no proper cooking utensils like...oh...a rolling pin. lol. Rectangle like...

Not too bad. It looks rectangular, doesn't it?

Then with the last of the sausages, I had breakfast.

The sausages look much better this way don't they? And the bake was great!

I also thought it would be fun to show you the inside of the household fridge. Why? I live with a bachelor. He fully lives up to the bachelor stereotype. While the fridge is full, look at what's in it?

The container on the bottom shelf with an actual solid food product is mine!
And my yummy sorrel is next to it.

I own a drawer in the bottom where I have FOOD items, but this is ridiculous isn't it? lol. I am not sure what he eats exactly, but you can bet he is seldom thirsty.

Back to coding...

9 comments:

  1. Besides making me hungry (it's dinner time here and I haven't cooked yet)—I loved seeing the photos, along with your descriptions. I especially like catching a glimpse of your fridge—it's so enlightening. I would imaging that a person's fridge might say a lot about them. Mine would say nothing good at the moment, however, so I'm not sharing!

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  2. LOL. I am sure your fridge has food in it. If this were my fridge it would have yummy stuff like yogurt and fruit and veggies. I shop weekly cause my drawer can only hold so much, as you can clearly see there is no space for my stuff in the rest of the fridge. lol.

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  3. Your obsession with sausages kills me! :) But they did look very yummy (once cooked) and I think you need to get your own dorm sized fridge so you don't have to shop so often....or remove one of two bottles of roommates "liquid" and see if he notices. :)

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  4. The title made me laugh!! And that fridge is too funny!

    Becca
    http://blondeslogic.blogspot.com

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  5. LOL. Adrienne, I live with my cousin...trust me, he will notice. And yes, now that I have started buying the sausages, I am obsessed with them. They are really very excellent!

    Hola Becca! I laugh at the fridge every day! lol

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  6. It's not just you. Those sausages are definitely a bit... raunchy. At least until cooked, but then I can't help thinking of the uncooked product.

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  7. Love it. I wish the contents of my fridge were similar :) Sadly, I think all I have is some soy milk, lettuce, and ketchup. Might be time to hit up the market.

    And seriously?? Those are the most sexual sausages I have ever seen! Clearly we both have dirty minds :)

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  8. I am glad I am not alone in my naughty sausage perception. I like that BabbyMama....raunchy. lol.

    Charlotte...we are kindred spirits! lol

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  9. Your fridge cracks me up. Looks like my fridge in college! A liquid diet.

    Amy @ A Little Nosh

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